OK, I feel like driving the bus into the ditch and going off road for a while!
So, there I was....
Having a beer (or 6), with my VBMX team mate, and lifelong friend. And my friend says. " I know we've talked about this before (I've offered many times over the last 15 years) , and it's all been cool, but.... My mom said something the other day, and I think it's time we dealt with the (ours, his and mine you see) beer can collection, and got it out of my Mom's basement."
WHAT? ...

Are you kidding me!? It's only been....
30 years, what's her problem!? Dude, your Mom sucks!

Tell her like, maybe, at least 10 more years..... Okay 15 more.... but no less than that! lol !
Sooooooo. Arg...
Okay, let's go deal with it. He says, "I don't think you know just how much we have there, do you...??" Bah, I do eBay all the time, it won't be THAT bad.
D'oh!!!
OK, here is a few of the A's and a few of the B's (Alphabetical order and all, you know) (the rows of THAT section alone go about 6 more feet to the right, lmao)

I used up about 40 photos just doing the main collection. And this photo was cropped down to make it smaller!
I said, "This isn't that bad". He said, behind there.... all those cases... those are our doubles. All those under there (Are those all full, and they go all the way back under there? Yes) those are all our ..... And those are all our.... And these over here are our....
Ruh, roh! There is a LOT of stuff here to deal with.... "I told ya so."
And wow, here is an old bottle of Real Lemon Lemon juice (citric acid) , and here is an old box of Sour Salt (citric acid powder/pellets), and there should be an old jar of naval jelly here somewhere too....lol. This is all the stuff we used to use for removing rust, before my grandfather told us to try Oxalic Acid. HA! lol What else is here? (You don't even want to know what all we found down there! lol. )
So, we proceeded to FILL my "05 Ford Exploder (the later ones are bigger, lol) FULL to the TOP, WITH the seats folded down of course, with the main collection. Then we filled his car... and we didn't even touch 16 ouncers, or ...., or...., or....
I have NO IDEA how we are going to deal with this! lol. The plan is to get together, and start drinking Fat Tires (best beer ever), and sorting them into an "A" pile of the best ones, a B Pile and a C pile. From there, we still don't know what we are going to do. lol.
Any suggestions? Ha!
So during all of this, we came across a (one of many) box with stuff that we never dealt with BITD. Cans that were really rusty, and had dents, but we knew were realllly old, so we kept them. He pulled one out, and I couldn't tell what it was through all the rust. He knew. It was a Country Club Malt Liqour, but a really old version of it. He said that he always wished we would have fixed this one so he could see what it looked like, because he remembered it was an "unlisted" can in the collector's books.,
So, last night, guess what I did??? lol. I filled the sink with some water, and dumped in some OA, and shook out the 1/2 a pound of dirt and dried worms and stuff (just like old times! lol) and I grabbed a few more out of the scrap box at random, and decided to see if the OA still worked a charm on beer cans, and remind myself of how this whole thread got started. Come full circle, if you please.
Well. I am happy to report, that it still works! And I almost forgot about them in there. lol.

And now you can read that it is 'Strong" beer on the top. You can read that it is Keg Lined, and says, "Extra Dry, or Extra Light, or Extra Refreshing" around the bottom ... I'll take the extra refreshing please!

Out of pure habbit now, I caught myself carefully brushing away stuff, and picking at blemishes, and then I slammed on the brakes and said "Whoaaaa", what the heck am I doing here? We are talking about crushing these, not starting to collect and restore them! So, I yanked them out, rinsed the rest of the worms our of them, and now it awaits his approval after waiting 30 years to see what it looked like! Ta Da! Albeit, a little under cooked, for once, I'm not finishing what I started, lol, it's as good as it's going to get, just knowing it would get better with more dip, is enough for me on this one!
So, that's my story for the day. It's my story, and I can tell it any way I like!
Now, what are we going to do with all these cans? .. Hundreds, and hundreds, and hundreds of them... ~~~~sigh~~~~
The thread is now "Full Circle" ...
I think that Gold Budweiser can needs some re-work. Any volunteers? Looks refreshing doesn't it! Just pick up that heavy steel can, get out your can opener, punch some holes in the top of it, and taste that beautiful steel beer can flavor! MMMMM..... Yummy!
Cheers.