1. The sentence “401 1st gen. pinchless, full wrap bosses, non-dimple, loose ball” means something to you.

2. You're jealous of any thread (not started by you) that contains the word..."Score" in it.

3. You’ve heard about more than one national breaking news story from HERE before you heard about it in the “real world”.

4. A guy named "Oldfreestyler" owes you bike parts.

5. You're kids are named Rick, Hal, and Bill.

6. You're within earshot of a discussion among skiers and they mention “fresh powder” and it reminds you about stuff you need to send to Chip.

7. You check this board when you get home from work BEFORE you check your email.

8. Your wife and/or girlfriend says there's a message on the answering machine from some guy from "vintage".

9. You've considered getting a part time job with UPS for the discounts on shipping.

10. The name "Elvis" reminds you of the Cafe area of this message board MORE than the fat, greasy, hip-shaking, crooner

and the number one reason......

You recognized the garage doors in the Streetbeat competition which allowed you ascertain who's bike it was before the end of the competiton!!!

I like #6 the best, i'm rolling on the floor! Good stuff Mike!
Dan

LOL, you rule man...

HAHAHAHAHAHA

another one...

when you catch yourself watching 80's movies looking to see what bikes theyre riding.

Nice list. Mike, you should have come to the Rockville jam.

nice job mike.......that top 10 list is the truth..lol

Paul - Trust me - I wanted to be there BAD, I just have too much work going on right now.

Jim even offered to give me a ride down with him!

I'm busier than a one-legged man in an [not so fast, sparky] kicking contest!

No one in the nieghborhood trusts you because your always casing open garage doors for bikes hanging in the rafters!

Mr Envy,
That just made my day, another # on the list for vintage. You just made poster boy.....

#2 had me roll'n. I'm glad i'm not the only one! My dream score is to steal one of the horse shoes that some of these guys have up their a##! Great list man.

that was so true

but funnier then heck

LOL..............Brilliant Mike.

lol, 3,6,7, and 9 are sooo true for me. Except I've considered working at a chromer part time to reap the benefits.

Awesome!

86EK

Hey DB - I see you're from Dallastown you're not too far from me. I'm about 30 minutes north of you.

Mike

Excellent list man!!

#2 and #7 are me all the way...in fact, I find it frustrating when I run out of posts to read because no one has added anything in the 20 seconds since I read them and refreshed the page.

J

Classic list!

Funny, #9 is so true! a buddy works for UPS locally and he's delivered many bike parts to my home...last time he said they were hiring! at the time I was looking for a short term job and seriously considered it...for the benefits! lol.

PJbaz - dude, I thought I was the only one who did that! LOL.