QUOTE (scott84 @ Jun 16 2009, 10:41 AM)

After almost 20 years with my wife, I have studied my environment well and have adapted even better.
Most women only see things in color, not specific detail. So if you were to have several bikes, a chrome one here, a painted one there, all they see are some shiny ones and some painted ones. Add another chrome one and they'll miss the addition 99.9% of the time. Same goes for parts. All they see are general shapes, so keep many parts together in one general area and you could pretty much add as much as you like in new parts and again, you're 99%+ in good shape.
If questioned, try to put as much technical spin on the answers as possible. This time proven method makes them stop listening and also drives them away from above said bikes and parts.
Using rational thought to descibe your passion surrounding BMX is of little help. The "radar clutter" techinque isn't exactly lying, it's more of a psychological overload condition that we can use to shield our BMX habits from those who are less than understanding about the purchase of that "gotta have it" part.
My technique works best when avoiding any unnecessary drama or arguments surrounding the actual time of new parts purchase, including actual order placement through delivery.
Get in good with your mailman, ups/fedex delivery person. All my wife's stuff goes on the porch, obvious bike stuff goes to the workshop.

Scott, you are a genius. All of my stuff is black with two polished bikes. All bikes and parts are antichromatic being totally devoid of color. There is one bike I have with red decals and it is my girlfriend's favorite.
I think this bolsters your theory.
It's funny how chicks just tune you out. You can passionately talk to them and watch the glaze go over their eyes!
Listen, I love women and have a respect for them that probably goes far beyond what Bmxmom thinks. There was no one on planet Earth smarter than my mom, period. I view them as having equal intelligence to men and they have great powers of adaptation. This said, I found your post hysterical! They have a different "bio-electrochemical wiring schematic" and what a fun way to point this out.
Awesome.