Hi, I'm Elvis, your tour guide. We'll be taking this thread through the forums, looking at the natives in their environment. Go ahead and let me know you're here and we'll get this thing going in just a little bit.

Meanwhile, if you have any questions before we start, ask away!

And, before you ask, this comes up but no, we do not tour The Engine Room.

<grabs a seat>

Yo.

Well, we'll just pick up some more passengers as we ride along.

Hi, my name's Elvis and I'll be your tour guide. Tonight we're heading over to The Cafe.

The Cafe is an interesting place, where a group of people come together to find out how much they disagree. As you look out the window you'll see smelly hippies, jackbooted Fascists, rockers, punks, weirdos, cranks and normal people. The funny thing is everyone there thinks they're one of the normal people. It's something to do with the ventilation system or something, scientists are still trying to work this out.

Fee free to ask questions.

Better late than never

Rachael Ray.

oh,oh,oh


Can I drive the Tour Bus?



PLEAZE, PLEAZE, PURDY PLEAZE?

I'm on.

So, who's the weirdo on the mic, and what's that funny smell?

Reminds me of the "young ones" episode when vivian reads the sign on the train "do not lean out of window"

then, well you all know what happened next...........

Pull the bus over. I need to pee.

Is this the tour bus that goes by Paris Hilton's home?

Is this the magical mystery tour bus? I'm in.

Could we hear the engine room??

Just pull up Real Close like.... and we'll all lean to that side.

That's were the magic happens.

Glad there's no Hippies on here yet....

Ahem..... You forgot about me. Clearly you have omitted some categories.

make me eat hell punk!

Thats it.... I'm moving to the back of the bus!

Got change for a 20?.......DAMN IT ! I got gum on my Vans from that first friggin step!

Oh ya, sorry bout that...... its hard to chew gum and drink beer at the same time.......

E's the tour guide??............glad I got my foil hat on......

What's up fellas? *hi fives all around*

Here I come, a patchouli smellin hippie! I'm gonna sit right here next to svt pony.







Dad, are we there yet?

The pretzels are stale and the urinals are starting to back up..

AAAAWWWW, Who farted... I didn't know this many people can fit on the short bus

Not me.
I'm here. Is this the three hour tour?

are we there yet?? how much further???

Don't forget to include tree huggers.

Galen keeps picken his nose and trying to wipe it on my shirt!

sit down, SHUT UP, buckle up and hold on. it's going to be a bumpy ride.

VERY METAL!

I wanna sit with the cool kids on the back seat and smoke cigarettes.
Can we moon the people in the other cars?

i told you to do that before we left didn't i?

must have the bladder of a kindergarter.

Shhhhh, here we are in New School Freestyle forum. This is very hardcore and they don't like being bothered by tourists. Here they discuss ways to make their bikes

- get in the air

- move outside of the airborne trajectory path

- do a spinny on the ground thing ("landflat" or something like that)

Try not to stare, they really are kind of touchy.

Wow....

Lot's of bright colors.



Danno is bothering me......

So.... can we see the door to the engine room?

Don't feed the Freestylers, and keep your hands inside the buss!



Danno bothers everyone just ignore him like everyone else does

Hey look! ( pointing and stairing) That guy isn't wairing a helmit, nether is that guy, or that guy!

Who you callin' a crank?

The Tour Guide said NOT to stare. You want them to attack the buss or sumthin?

I think that the next tour should END in the cafe.......

Starting with the cafe' loco's probably isn't the best idea.

We'll just scare them all away.

is this the Peterman reality tour?

how come they moved the Bus Stop. I had a hard time trying to catch it.

Your right, I should mellow out. Can you help me find the hippie?

Why are there a bunch of these guys wearing tight girls pants? It looks like a bunch of them have miss placed their belts because they are using shoe strings as belts.

shoe strings as belts

WOW! I wish I had my bike with me so I could ride those trails over there.

I just got done eating Mexican!

I hear ya, I wish Elvis would of told us we could bring our bikes.....

"Racing is teh ghey!"

*Rides away wearing my girl pants, with white belt, and tight black t-shirt on my bike with slammed seat and monster bars, uncut*

BS, you forgot no brakes

There's one now! Shhh, maybe he'll do a trick.