Is the cannon mounted yet ? Hurry up here comes E .

Bus must be out of gas .

Found myself in this strange neighborhood (don't visit here too often) so figured I would jump on, whats up everyone? Where we off too now?

E N G I N E


R O O M

Read the first post about the engine room, you stuipid hippies. Engine room is serious place. No tour. One of you moogs throw the wrong switch and the planet implodes. Serious place, serious.

Beside, I'm driving this bus.

So anyway, this next stop will be fairly brief as we swing through tech and restoration. This is where your "How do I ____ my ____?" posts go, 'cause most people post those in the wrong forum.

BYOSSP&OA (Bring your own stuck seatposts & Oxylic Acid)

Smells like beer in here . Who threw -up ?

C'mon, just a peek! It's the Holiday's!

No, serious place.

Tech & Restoration: I'm so glad this place exists but I have to admit that I hardly ever come here. I'm embarrassed to say it but I only come here when I need something. I've totally taken my relationship with this place for granted. I'm a user. A loser. I'm not worth the time of day...

*hangs head*

So...who wants to teach me how to polish? Wait a minute...do you have to actually clean your bike before you polish it? Forget it!

See those two over there??

*points to the left*

There with the EPA, (Elvis Protection Agency) He's a bit nervous that we'll take over the tour bus and head straight for the engine room.

Oh... they also make sure we properly dispose of all Oxlic Acid after we're done making our old bikes all nice and shiney again.

Elvis...Tone won't share the popcorn!!

Are we there yet?

Who wants to spoon?

Wax on -Wax off , Still havent seen a bike as shiney as Mark Lopes's MCS's

Why is everyone looking at me, did I miss my stop or something?

I'm moving to the front of the bus, You guys back here are loony.

sniff sniff... i smell pot...

Far Out. We're actually in two places right now, restoration tips & tricks, and Casa de Elvis.
http://www.vintagebmx.com/community/index....wtopic=27022721

http://www.vintagebmx.com/community/index.php?showforum=26

I've been on this bus for days, and daze, and days.

Man, look at all the guys around here with black, black fingers holding shiny bits of aluminium!

Let me take the wheel-I'm French Canadian.

Does that mean you are qualified to drive on both sides of the road?

no just down the middle

can I get a map? I keep losing this thread.
Wait, wait found it. Carry on.

*BIG YAN*

What did miss? I passed out from all the beer.... and penuts...

*stretch*

I had the strangest dream, John Purse was back... and people had tears of joy.... and I bought a GHP.... IT WAS FREAK'N RAD!!!

And what better place for the bus to pull up than at the Gatherings forum?

(There is no better place, for those of you not keeping up.)

Mill about smartly.

I noticed that the Great Northwest is lacking in Gatherings.....

I can smell the sausages on Robertos BBQ all ready. Next years BBQ should be a beaut!

Stop the bus in indiana - We have an awesome show going on in Feb. over 150 bikes last year...

The MIDWEST MILITIA is one of the biggest groups out there showing....
shows in michigan illinois indiana wisconsin.... come check out one near you.....

Next show times are : Feb 21st. Indiana. 9:00- 3:00...

mmm bbq

Hop on the bus gus dont need to discuss mutch...
just turn the key lee...and set yourself free...

Show tomorrow...wpb.. fla...be there or be square.....

Got your neon?

Send me an angel.

Northwest...yes, sausages cooking, but you have to run outside and flip them because it's getting cold.

Oh and the smell of unwashed grunge hippy is pervading the buss now.


Sit down and only smoke at rest stops and in the bathroom please.

I'll get on at this stop. Anyone got a marker so I can tag "2-Hip" on the back of a seat? I'll be the one with the blue hair and the headphones up way too loud, just toss one over.

Lots of Neon here, both bikes and literal.

It's Vegas...home of the freshly squeezed O.J.!!!

*knock knocK*

"HEY!"


"YO!"


"STOP THE BUS!!"

(someones knocking on the driver's window and running along the bus)

"Do you guys have ANY idea how long i've been running after this frickin hippie bus trying to catch it by foot? And have you noticed it reads "FURTHUR" where there's normally the sign for destination? huh?!? HUH!?"

*trying to catch breath*

yeah.. that's right i missed you guys in Helsinki, then ran along since Stockholm, the Alps, Berlin, London, Rotterdam, Madrid. Just guess how much a bike like this weighs on my backpack? Do you have any idea? Why are the windows taped with black plastic? What's going on here anyway?

*gasp - still trying to catch breath*

You got anything to drink here? ..or are you guys just farting here huh? ok any free seats on the back where the cool guys hang out?

Nice Merry Pranksters reference, 2FRESH. I got you a cup of Electric Cool-Aid, yo.

Now somebody distract the driver while I snag his "Send Me An Angel" cassette, thoroughly destroy it, and pop in "Licensed to Ill".

Fast forward to "No Sleep Till Brooklyn".

"Our moderator's crazy, he always smokes dust, he's got his own room at the back of the bus..."

ill be the one skitching from the bumper thru this snow here in chicago.

"That's Kerry King playing the solo? I always thought it was a Beastie Boy who didn't know what he was doing". T. Salonen, my co-guitarist.

LOL
Everyone here in the back have been lol whaching you the hole time! LOL
Wondering why you were carying your bike on your backpack and not riding it! LOL

*Trying to catch breath*

LOL

I can ride my bike wit no handel bars...
No handelbars...
Noo handelbars....



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Hey whats the deal? dang bus has not moved in 18+ hours..is this some kind of layover,bad weather,mechnical problems,flat...whats the deal? move this tuna bucket.......lets see some progress...

Cool tread were in now...look what the southern fraction did this weekend!!

I think the buss is stuck in the snow......... ya, its definatly stuck in the snow.
Hey Elvis, can ya turn the heat up... please.

That just ain't right, sorry funny but still...... LMAO

Finally getting some decent weather, the bus is out and rolling along. Elvis, now can you turn the heat down a lil.

This bus is a lot nicer than the one I took from San Fran to Binghampton N.Y.

Back in the freestyle section ..pritty colors again.........

Boy those diesel fumes make more of you attractiver

Hey look over there, I think that is Woody Itson and Maurice Meyer?

No... thats just some fat old dudes on little bikes............

elvis if we sit here any longer we well be built in a box jump or a quarter pipe thinggy...uh-oh look!here comes some kids now and they got plywood and tools!!!!!

Elvis just stopped to see what color he wants to paint his Race Bike!! Hutch Pink??? Baby Blue??
Lavender?? Note: "Elvis is not teh gay moderator"
Let the journey continue
Ride on Bro....