The Sniper
Jun 17 2006, 02:32 PM
Steve Bourke, Ken Pliska, STODD, and BRIAN HAYS are performing oral sex on each other, so leave them alone. Ken Pliska is showing the others how his dad treated him on the farm w/ his pants off!!!
Evan
Jun 17 2006, 03:37 PM
What a pair of irretrievable morons. Where do you two clownhats get off? Hopefully at the next stop.
Since it's only a matter of time before one of the mods returns to flush this pair o' trolling idiots outta here, I figured it would be time to post a photo I found of them on the internets:
From the story accompanying this picture, The Sniper and bmxer#1 are also interested in "heavy metal" and were banned from a music message board for discussing their fascinating research project on soap durability in prison showers.
bmxer#1
Jun 17 2006, 04:06 PM
damn where did you find the picture of the two bmx collectors at cockford it looks like these morons traveled all the way from the western slope what a couple of vintage head job bangers
bmxer#1
Jun 17 2006, 04:08 PM
they look like Evan just pleasured them
bmxer#1
Jun 17 2006, 04:10 PM
tell the gunslinger im coming and hell's coming with me you here hell's coming with me
Curt
Jun 17 2006, 04:48 PM
It is too bad that boys from Texas and myself cannot meet for a drink somewhere. We could discuss an item or two, or not.
Evan
Jun 17 2006, 05:05 PM
bmxer#1
Jun 17 2006, 08:29 PM
we can meet anytime for a drink chump i am young and self employed and answer to nobody boy !!!!!
Curt
Jun 17 2006, 08:44 PM
Well, you answered to me did you not?
STODD
Jun 17 2006, 08:44 PM
quote:
GSXR1300 w/ the engine built by Byron Hines. (NHRA Prostock engine builder) He won the NHRA championship last year. The bike has a 75HP NOS system on it... When I was 14yrs. old, I used a ditch that was 4ft. tall, and shaped it w/ a shovel to make a perfect ramp to jump the neighborhood traffic that was comeing home from work!!! Sorry, you didn't understand!!!
TRANSLATION:
"I'm gonna prove you wrong STODD. This is the bike that a major name in drag racing built for me that you have no way of verifying and, oh yeah, this is how I achieved supreme bmx skills back when I was 14(last week) - again, you have no way of disproving(thank god the internet is anonymous otherwise some of the folks on this website that might have deep ties in the NHRA would prove me to be the poser I really am). And then I'm gonna add a taunt to make it look as if STODD is dumb for ever bringing to light my lies."
Sniper, PM me your real name and I'll verify your BS through all the folks I know within the NHRA. By doing this, I'll be able to verify your credibility on this website and maybe get you some respect. You don't really deserve it but I am in a position to verify your story. I'd love to help you out "Just because."
...but I bet you're really just a poser wishing you did this stuff and heard someone else lying about what young Mr. Hines "did for him" so you thought why not borrow the lie - the internet is anonymous.
If you haven't been booted from the site yet, please just send me a PM about the Hines family. I don't believe you. Prove me wrong if you have the cojones.
I bet you don't.
Poser.
IKNOWNOTHING
Jun 17 2006, 09:39 PM
The engine was built for him by Steve, before he left and went over to the Army team. It was bored 3MM w/ JE Pistons 1MM bigger intake, and has megacycle cams. Int has 405 lift 255 duration, and the ex. is 385 lift 252 duration. Int. and Ex. are both set at 106 degrees lobe centers. Mr. Turbo fuel pump, and a Yosh comp. for the NOS. 300 H.P. bikes are a dime a dozen, or more like 25 grand to build one. If you need to know something, just ask, but then again, IKNOWNOTHING!!!!!
BRIAN HAYS
Jun 17 2006, 10:07 PM
bmxer#1, WOW you are incredibly stupid. I'd like you to point out the mistakes in my last post (if you are capable). I assume you are talking about the word azzclown, which I intentionally spelled that way you MORON. It's obvious that you, The Sniper, and Iknownothing have no interest here other than being internet badasses so move along. God you make me want to puke.
IKNOWNOTHING
Jun 17 2006, 10:19 PM
300HP street bikes are built to race for 5G a pass, or more. You want to puke because of what you see in the miror. I race for 5G mininum, and will travel to a guaranteed race. Wheelie bars (training wheels) are not allowed!!!!! Look between your legs, and tell me what you see. Lets see if there is any bite behind that internet bark!!!
bmxer#1
Jun 17 2006, 10:39 PM
why would you refer to me as god did you not have a daddy you *** dwelling punk
bmxer#1
Jun 17 2006, 10:42 PM
just shut your loose *** up and tell me your address info and i will come and see you if you would like yes or no let me know deepthroat hayes
bmxer#1
Jun 17 2006, 10:47 PM
iknownothing who do you think is going to win the first place queenie ribbon at cockford?
BRIAN HAYS
Jun 17 2006, 10:56 PM
Man it must suck to have so much hate and discontent in your life. I'm done here. I've already wasted more time on you immature idiots than I should have. You jackoffs are exactly the reason I sold my $50,000 street race car and got into BMX again. Grow up. No one here gives two ****s about you.
dirtybobafett
Jun 17 2006, 11:00 PM
>Wholly schnikiez!!!!< All I asked for for was a new evaluation on the term PUNKED???? Sorry for the LONG BLOG of BS!!! Get a grip. ON your Ankles!!! BAHahahahahahaahahahaahahahaaha.... What a GAS!!!!!!
dirtybobafett
Jun 17 2006, 11:03 PM
P.S. Can we please never have this happen again??
bmxer#1
Jun 17 2006, 11:07 PM
welp brian soft hands hays thanks for jerking us off cocklicker
bmxer#1
Jun 17 2006, 11:08 PM
does anybody know were hal is i here he has some good smoke?
dirtybobafett
Jun 17 2006, 11:22 PM
Do you Losers from Dallas and Houston have any other siblings that survived Childbirth? Just Curious, Because the genepool in your neighborhood needs some SERIOUS CLHORINE!!!!! GAG A MAGGOTT, W/ your worthless, mindless, effortless, endevours!!! I SAY, your Gatorade needs a little Summer's EVE!!!
OZZYBMX
Jun 18 2006, 01:12 AM
quote:
i am young and self employed and answer to nobody boy
hahaha , hey what do you do ??? something that doesn't involve writing , spelling , speaking !
we definately agree that bmxer#1 is young (thats the truth) because he is stupid and has to go back to school and learn some more english !
as far as SELF EMPLOYED , from what i can read from your posts and your constant gay inuendos ..... the only thing that springs to mind is your are a ILLITERATE RENT BOY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OZZYBMX
Jun 18 2006, 01:16 AM
we dont need your type here .... your sexual preference is not a problem here at vbmx at all , the way you are shouting your mouth off is
STODD
Jun 18 2006, 07:17 AM
Thank god that the internet is anonymous, huh?
Posers are very funny and make great entertainment.
quote:
300HP street bikes are built to race for 5G a pass, or more.
Whatever.
quote:
You want to puke because of what you see in the miror.
Actually, what I see in the mirror is damn sexy. It makes me want to touch myself!
quote:
I race for 5G mininum, and will travel to a guaranteed race.
So what issue of National Dragster can I read about either of your exploits into training wheel manhood?
Poser.
[ June 18, 2006, 09:17 AM: Message edited by: STODD ]
Boone
Jun 18 2006, 09:41 AM
The three of them are the same lonely, no-friend-having, squid. Quit replying to him - he is trolling. Your responses are the only social interactions he has all day.
Not only is he trolling - he is all over the for sale and wanted sections - watch yourself if doing business with him...
OZZYBMX
Jun 18 2006, 09:56 AM
yeah boone , they are sad boys , they bang this site but have spent most of the last 3-4 days on here ... they must be lonely !!
hey bmxer#1 ... come get a hug !!! and by the way i have metal pants on so dont be getting any ideas .... RENT BOY !!!
Boone
Jun 18 2006, 09:56 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OK, Wait - I KNOW I shouldn't be posting anymore - especially cause of what I just said in the previous post... BUT... On a hunch, I plugged the email address he gave in a previous post in wanted, into the search on myspace.com and guess what comes up... "MiSs MuRdEr" is a 14 year old girl from Sugar Land Texas!!! OK, so he's probably not really a 14 year old girl - but he is pretending to be one on the net... What does that tell you about him???
Here is his profile on myspace:
MiSs MuRdEr And this is his email address in case he goes back through his old posts to remove it: ebusa2@sbcglobal.net
Boone
OZZYBMX
Jun 18 2006, 10:00 AM
boone .that explains it all .... no wonder "IT" is so interested in men ! we'll you've come to the right place you foul mouthed lil slut !!!!!!!!! .... until hal gets back then your GONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRIAN HAYS
Jun 18 2006, 10:44 AM
Imagine having his/her profile on myspace set up so he/she has to permit you access. This dudes issues are much deaper than being a potty mouth loner for sure.
BRIAN HAYS
Jun 18 2006, 10:45 AM
Oh, and remember. Anybody can be a SOMEBODY on the internet.
Boone
Jun 18 2006, 11:20 AM
"I'm not a 14 year old girl - but I play one on the internets..."
F'n creep.
Reilley1
Jun 19 2006, 08:03 PM
Wow...
Poseur
Jeff Utterback
Jun 19 2006, 09:32 PM
Darn! I was really hoping to get schooled on NHRA / Byron Hines drag bike stuff!
It sucks that I need to call Byron myself...
TIM
Jun 19 2006, 09:51 PM
damn! smack talking JU in da house!!
HowardinOz
Jun 20 2006, 06:57 AM
Thanks STODD, now I'm feeling sick!
Howard
BMX2112
Jun 20 2006, 07:40 AM
someone said he was ravestyler on ebay?
OZZYBMX
Jun 20 2006, 07:45 AM
too funny man
Joe P.
Jun 20 2006, 07:58 AM
Changed Bret, here is the "new" name,he takes maturity to an all time high...
http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?...tem=-1&frm=1883I suggest he makes it on everyone's blocked bidder's list,and he has a friend on ebay too"1travismockery" or something close to that,so he may bid too,he also has a hankerin for Hutch stuff,so dry up the well...
STODD
Jun 20 2006, 10:25 AM
quote:
Thanks STODD, now I'm feeling sick!
Howard, shame on you for visualizing me touching myself...
And to think I was being teh ghey for even mentioning it.
Keep_It_Warm
Jun 20 2006, 10:27 AM

HA HA HA!!!
Mike Corvin
Jun 20 2006, 10:28 AM
Who is this farm-boy sniper clown? He seems to like it when someone drops the soap. Sounds like a frickin' butt-pirate if you ask me.
I haven't even chimed in on this thread, (haven't felt the need yet) and yet here's some newbie H O M O makin' drop-the soap jokes? WTF???
30 posts in and we're making jokes about people? With no provocation? You need to get a life, dude. Why don't you go hang out at MySpace where you belong?
bkquill
Jun 20 2006, 10:57 AM
quote:
Why don't you go hang out at MySpace where you belong?
Or Pinkbike.com, their known for breeding tools like these guys in the MTB world.
Mike Corvin
Jun 20 2006, 11:24 AM
Definitely true, dude. The mtb world is three times as full of immature ***-masters as the vintage bmx world is. That's why I spend most of my time here, vs. mtbr.com or pinkbike, even though I mountain bike way more than I ride bmx nowadays.
No response, Mr. Sniper? Too busy wiping the soap off your hands? Can't think of anything to write while you're busy getting corn-holed?
C'mon, dude - I haven't had a good internets confrontation in quite a while, I'm looking forward to it. I love trading wits with ignorant, illiterate Texans, 'cause I win every time! Wipe off your hands, pull up your pants, and type!!!
What's with your typing, anyway? It must be true what I've heard, that the 4th grade is as far as you have to go in Texas schools. Then you're ready to rope cows and stuff...
STODD
Jun 20 2006, 11:27 AM
My guess is the only roping Sniper does involves goats and over size boots...
BRIAN HAYS
Jun 20 2006, 11:40 AM
Which of these two clowns are we talking about? The Sniper dude or BMXER#1? What is this guys obsession with Hal anyway? He bashes him here and now changes his ebay i.d. to HALSAFROGUNSLINGERGEL?? WTF???
These little 14 year old girls have had me sobbing and crying uncontrollably all weekend while you boys were playing at Rockford because they were making fun of my nice soft hands. .
Don't both these morons live in Texas? Maybe they can't respond because they are too busy doing the backstroke through their living room with all the flooding. God works in mysterious ways.
JU, the only contact, Im' sure, this goatroper has had with the Hines crowd is that he knows a guy who knows a guy who lives next door to a guy who has a sister that got an autograph of one of the pitcrew guys three years ago at the Nationals in Texas or something. No info here. Hey but I had a 1992 Vance & Hines Limited Edition Yamaha FZR600 (#93) once. Can I help you??
[ June 20, 2006, 01:49 PM: Message edited by: BRIAN HAYS ]
BRIAN HAYS
Jun 20 2006, 11:51 AM
Oh and by the way, my FZR had 6000 rear wheel horsepower and would run the quarter in 3 seconds and was tuned by Byron's next door neighbor.
Didn't I say I was done here like 4 days ago?? Sorry these guys REALLY irritate me.
Hal
Jun 20 2006, 12:04 PM
Maybe they cant get back in...........
BRIAN HAYS
Jun 20 2006, 12:07 PM
This is why you are still me Hero!!
and to quote Elvis, "That's it!"
oops
[ June 20, 2006, 02:14 PM: Message edited by: JokerW ]
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