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Beers, Steers and Queers
Intro: Crazy? Hahahaha Dang So I gotta call the other number, find out when they're, what, how much it is to get in there hmmm Probably five dollars, find out where it's at I don't know if they're gonna have a band there tomorrow night, somebody popular, you know 'cause the Village People are popular Yeah Or they used to be Well I don't know what this [I tried to curse] thing is I think it's a Revolting Cocks Hahahaha I think it's a um it's a, a male strip show, dance show yeah male strippers hmm I have to call 'em and ask 'em, what is that...what'd they call it? The Revolting Cocks Okay, hahaha, oh lord, okay well I, you have fun tonight, okay, if y'all get a chance, come out okay alright alright? goodbye Minds are empty, heads are hollow. You might find out the truth is hard to swallow. Thereīs a place down there, where heads are square. Laws are tough and you are bare. There is a law and there is a lawman. Who is the right, and who is the wrong man. It doesn't take much to kill a guy. Donīt get in my face and ask me why... Texas is the place... HANGīEM HIGH!
Beers, steers, and queers Cowboy Beers, steers, and queers Whee-haw!
Texas is full of women and willies Eyes too close, filthy hillbillies Who are these people, sex in barns Texas hoedown, this is the lowdown Youīre full of shizzle, destined to go down Letīs go down and herd īem up If you agree, let's wordīem up And if you donīt... THEN SHUT THE [I tried to curse] UP!
Beers, steers, and queers (x2) Whee-haw!
Iīve spent my life, go kicking shizzle Not gonna give up, ainīt about to quit. Life is a bucket of bluff Getting rough, feeding stock Get in my way... I'LL KNOCK YOU OFF!
Beers, steers, and queers Cowboy Beers, steers, and queers Whee-haw! Beers, steers, and queers Cowboy Beers, steers, and queers
Iīm a crazy mother in a drunken stat A redneck asswipe who thinks heīs great So full of shizzle, diarrhea for fingers Everywhere I go, personality lingers Say you donīt like my dialect I donīt give a damn, so [I tried to curse] your respect If youīre looking for a reason, donīt look any farther Cuz Iīll give it to you baby, like to your father Take what you get if it does the job Texas has religion... REVOLTING COCKS ARE GOD!
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