Proper chain cleaning technique Options

[Ponch]

Got this from our local mountain bike forum. Just got done with my chain and it is teh smoothest it has ever been.

http://www.sheldonbrown.com/chainclean.html

[TGTIW]

Crap, for $69. I'll just buy a few new chains.

[Guest_xbmxlegendx_*]

thats just plain stupidity

[topbubble]

That chain cleaning technique can't be for real is it!? I dig the haz mat look to it all! The only thing the bike mechanic in the picture forgot was to use a geiger counter to make sure there was no radiaiton present!

Keith CoBen
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[lowchin]

Im glad I wasnt the only one thinking along the same lines. Thats like one whole resto situation gone mad. Unless I had some kind of chain made out of titanium that cost me a fortune I just could not go through with it.

Wheres Ted Carl he must know where to get all of em for like 5 bucks lol.

[ April 05, 2007, 07:05 PM: Message edited by: lowchin ]

[forman]

He has been around for a while,, sheldon brown,,!!! he has good tips on wheel building,,,,with pictures,,little freaky !!!!!!!!! twilight zone!

[Evan]

I've got one of his saddles -- last one I'll ever need!
>>>LINK<<<

[forman]

did you see the carry a baby !!!!!!!!! thats good too!!

[Jet Black]

Have to agree with TGTIW , that $69.95 kit is crap !!
I want to spend $249.95 on the Sram Deluxe Kit & waste my precious time manually removing , cleaning & refurbishing my fixed wheel chains & getting cancer at the same time. Great specs on their cleaning products too.

I gotta have this solid granite bike seat...

http://sheldonbrown.com/real-man.html

Hollow ball bearings , these guys are idiots !!!

http://sheldonbrown.com/lirpa.html#superleggero

You use sodium filled ball bearings for better heat dissapaition.

When you are born with 6 fingers you can afford to lose one or 2 , scroll down to the bottom of the page.

http://sheldonbrown.com/fixed.html


The sheldonbrown site is maintained by 2 guys who's parents were brother & sister , from a long line of moonshine makers & runners.
They still eat asbestos sandwich's with dried lead paint sprinkles on them (lead paint tastes sweet) & wash it all down with the 'shine or the other commercial products they brew up at home for sale that didn't quiet come out right.They reside in a unventilated meth lab full of home modified automatic cut down AK 47's with reverse pistol grips on them.

Rock farming inbred militia...

I thought I had a dark sense of humor , these guys have waaay too much time on their hands to be posting this mix of half truths & utter ****e.


JB

[ziggy1]

This stuff is PURE CRAP!!!!!…… Hope you do not end up with stitches when you go over the bars when your chain fails. Check this out straight from that site.

web page


To order yours, email $3000.00 per pair to me at:
SwissBank@sheldonBrown.com
Payment must be in U.S. funds, cash only!

Genuine POWerwheels come with an Unconditional Lifetime Guarantee!!!*

*Guaranteed for the life of the wheel, or two weeks, whichever comes first. This guarantee shall be void if the purchaser uses tires, tubes, rim tapes or valve caps or other accessories not expressly approved for use with POWerwheels, nor will it apply to any wheels which have been subject to on-road or off-road use. Void where prohibited, prohibited where void, keep away from children and animals, use only with adequate ventilation.

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is that all about… Dam nice profit margin, Ya think…. I need a drink.

$3000.00 for a pair of wheel that you can't use????
*Guaranteed for the life of the wheel, or two weeks, whichever comes first.

Dam.... These guys need Professional help and so do you for even looking at that site. I’m scared for life. Somebody help!!!! I need some of that moonshine and adequate ventilation…. Z